Your Chance to Kill
The Kars for Kids Jingle

The soundtrack of your nightmares … 1-877-Kars for Kids…
The theme song in hell … K-A-R-S Kars for Kids…
the earworm you can never escape… 1-877-Kars 4 Kids…
you know deep down you really love it…. DONATE YOUR KAR TODAY!

Imagine a world …
where you can listen to the radio in peace, uninterrupted by periodic assaults on your senses
where the sound of young children singing brings joy to your ears rather than irritation
where tuning in to the Mets game is a pleasure free of painful auditory punctuations
where you never have to dive for the radio’s mute button while driving
where you never have to worry that radio commercials that have mutated into TV ads may somehow intrude on satellite radio
where waterboarding is indisputably the worst form of torture
… that is Kars for Kids jingle free!